Report: Wonkytown Halloween Parties Minimum Age Raised to 35, $40 Cover

TALLAHASSEE, FL — In an attempt to stand out amongst the chaotic sea of Talloween festivities,Wonkytown has decided to raise both the minimum age and cover for their parties. “DJs generally have an intense admiration for life experience,” said one Tallahassee party expert. Instead of an attempt to terrify this Hallow’s Eve, Wonky has committed themselves to off-putting the wider FSU audience.