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Governor’s Square Claire’s To Begin Offering Open Heart Surgery
Governor’s Square Claire’s To Begin Offering Open Heart Surgery

Many are getting to the point in the semester where hearts begin to race, blood pressure begins to rise, and anxiety is completely unavoidable, even when all of your work is finished.

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The Eggplant FSUMarch 31, 2021
Top Five Spots in Tallahassee You Still Won’t Visit After the Pandemic Ends
Top Five Spots in Tallahassee You Still Won’t Visit After the Pandemic Ends

You think you know your city pretty well until you google “Things to do in Tallahassee” and twenty museums within a ten-mile radius pop up on TripAdvisor.

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The Eggplant FSUMarch 12, 2021
Alligator Point Nominated As Most Frequented Location For Girls Who “Just Need A Break”
Alligator Point Nominated As Most Frequented Location For Girls Who “Just Need A Break”

Well, it’s March again.

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The Eggplant FSUMarch 12, 2021
Girl Who Bought a Keurig Wants To Let You Know Why She’s Ready To Work at Calvin’s
Girl Who Bought a Keurig Wants To Let You Know Why She’s Ready To Work at Calvin’s

We all picked up new tips and tricks over quarantine.

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The Eggplant FSUMarch 10, 2021
FSU College of Entrepreneurship To Replace Empty Shell of Blaze Pizza With New Endeavor: Plaze Bizza
FSU College of Entrepreneurship To Replace Empty Shell of Blaze Pizza With New Endeavor: Plaze Bizza

With the anniversary of normalcy coming to an abrupt and unfortunate end-clawing closer, we remember the restaurants that did not stand the test of the pandemic.

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The Eggplant FSUMarch 9, 2021
Woman Yearns to Sit Inside at The Edison Again on a Sunday Morning
The Eggplant FSUMarch 2, 2021
New Ways To Explain To Your Hispanic Family Members That FSU Isn’t Near Disney World
New Ways To Explain To Your Hispanic Family Members That FSU Isn’t Near Disney World

Since COVID apparently hasn’t spread to places like Disney World and masks are notoriously known to do well on high-speed roller coasters, some may soon find themselves in a tough position regarding some distant family members.

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The Eggplant FSUFebruary 26, 2021
Massive Collegetown Fight Traced Back To Little Masa Egg Roll Dispute
Massive Collegetown Fight Traced Back To Little Masa Egg Roll Dispute

We’ve all seen the video. The WWE Smackdown-style brawl happened on Madison Street on Saturday night, blocking traffic and causing chaos for a full five minutes.

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The Eggplant FSUFebruary 24, 2021
Man Charged With Breaking Into Florida Capitol Described as “Juicy Hunk of a Man” by Unsuspecting Friends and Neighbors
Man Charged With Breaking Into Florida Capitol Described as “Juicy Hunk of a Man” by Unsuspecting Friends and Neighbors

Last Wednesday, Tallahassee Police arrested Dylan Jones for his attempt to break into the Florida Capitol.

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The Eggplant FSUFebruary 23, 2021
Student Spit on While Ordering Hot Chocolate at Paper Fox Cafe
Student Spit on While Ordering Hot Chocolate at Paper Fox Cafe

Given the recent cold weather in Tallahassee, Florida, many students have been flocking to whatever smoky little cafe they can find.

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The Eggplant FSUFebruary 19, 2021
Employee at Taco Bell Who Says “Have a Taco-Mazing Day” Actually a Shell of a Person
Employee at Taco Bell Who Says “Have a Taco-Mazing Day” Actually a Shell of a Person

No one has played with our heart strings more than Taco Bell recently.

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The Eggplant FSUFebruary 19, 2021
Girl With Vale Food Co Meal Plan Loves Your Plus-Size Bravery
Girl With Vale Food Co Meal Plan Loves Your Plus-Size Bravery

There are a lot of options when it comes to eating on FSU campus: waiting 20 minutes for a Chick-fil-a sandwich, getting day-old sushi, or taking a chance on whatever’s in Suwannee.

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The Eggplant FSUFebruary 16, 2021
CVS on Pensacola Street Mysteriously Out of Plan B
CVS on Pensacola Street Mysteriously Out of Plan B

Alright, horndogs.

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The Eggplant FSUFebruary 10, 2021
The 5 Bosses You Have to Defeat Before You Can See City Girls at Bajas
The 5 Bosses You Have to Defeat Before You Can See City Girls at Bajas

So, you want to Act Up and hear that Pussy Talk? Well, you’ve come to the right place (a Tallahassee strip mall), but before I can let you through, you must prove yourself.

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The Eggplant FSUJanuary 28, 2021
Frat Guy Says Car He Rear-Ended Is At Fault For Going The Speed Limit
Frat Guy Says Car He Rear-Ended Is At Fault For Going The Speed Limit

Monday evening, Florida Highway Patrol responded to a crash at the intersection of Tennessee Street and Ocala Road.

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The Eggplant FSUJanuary 27, 2021
Breaking: Trisha Paytas To Manage Domino’s on West Tennessee Street
Breaking: Trisha Paytas To Manage Domino’s on West Tennessee Street

With the uproar Trisha Paytas has caused on TikTok over celebrity drama, one cannot deny the occasional calm she brings to the storm of online shenanigans.

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The Eggplant FSUJanuary 21, 2021
Campus Cockroaches Seen Wearing Little Beanie Hats and Mittens
Campus Cockroaches Seen Wearing Little Beanie Hats and Mittens


Oh gosh. Oh boy. Oh golly. Look at ‘em. Look at ‘em go. They’re little, ah! They’ve got little hats and mittens!


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The Eggplant FSUJanuary 14, 2021
Best Therapists in Tallahassee to Send Your Roommates to After Seeing Their Spotify Wrapped
Best Therapists in Tallahassee to Send Your Roommates to After Seeing Their Spotify Wrapped

If you’re like everyone else, you’ve spent the last week watching your Spotify Wrapped story over and over again.

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The Eggplant FSUDecember 9, 2020
Entire Town Just Pretends They Didn’t Go Out on Halloween
Entire Town Just Pretends They Didn’t Go Out on Halloween

In an effort to keep up the trend of disappointing President Thrasher, FSU students continue to ignore health and safety guidelines during the pandemic.

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The Eggplant FSUNovember 3, 2020
Ghost of Talloween’s Past Haunts Those That Dare Climb the Recess Stairs This Saturday
Ghost of Talloween’s Past Haunts Those That Dare Climb the Recess Stairs This Saturday

On this particularly apocalyptic Hallows Eve, the spirits of past whores that would die first in a horror movie will be guarding the flight to the infamous Recess.

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The Eggplant FSUOctober 29, 2020
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