Since COVID apparently hasn’t spread to places like Disney World and masks are notoriously known to do well on high-speed roller coasters, some may soon find themselves in a tough position regarding some distant family members.
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We’ve all seen the video. The WWE Smackdown-style brawl happened on Madison Street on Saturday night, blocking traffic and causing chaos for a full five minutes.
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Last Wednesday, Tallahassee Police arrested Dylan Jones for his attempt to break into the Florida Capitol.
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Given the recent cold weather in Tallahassee, Florida, many students have been flocking to whatever smoky little cafe they can find.
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No one has played with our heart strings more than Taco Bell recently.
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There are a lot of options when it comes to eating on FSU campus: waiting 20 minutes for a Chick-fil-a sandwich, getting day-old sushi, or taking a chance on whatever’s in Suwannee.
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Alright, horndogs.
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So, you want to Act Up and hear that Pussy Talk? Well, you’ve come to the right place (a Tallahassee strip mall), but before I can let you through, you must prove yourself.
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Monday evening, Florida Highway Patrol responded to a crash at the intersection of Tennessee Street and Ocala Road.
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With the uproar Trisha Paytas has caused on TikTok over celebrity drama, one cannot deny the occasional calm she brings to the storm of online shenanigans.
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Oh gosh. Oh boy. Oh golly. Look at ‘em. Look at ‘em go. They’re little, ah! They’ve got little hats and mittens!
If you’re like everyone else, you’ve spent the last week watching your Spotify Wrapped story over and over again.
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In an effort to keep up the trend of disappointing President Thrasher, FSU students continue to ignore health and safety guidelines during the pandemic.
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On this particularly apocalyptic Hallows Eve, the spirits of past whores that would die first in a horror movie will be guarding the flight to the infamous Recess.
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In more recent news, Tallahassee, one of the blessed towns to exist directly adjacent to Hell, is beginning the process of fully reopening bars and restaurants, despite the very much ongoing pandemic.
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Now that it's officially spooky season, we can’t help but obsess over the rise of living room candy bowls and crisp weather, especially because it’s a damn miracle we’ve been able to stay in school all the way until midterms.
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Earlier this year, Ron DeSantis called the plague into Florida. Tragically, not even every Greek restaurant in Tallahassee combined has enough lamb’s blood to protect the deadly fate awaiting FSU’s grisly party-goers.
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In light of last weekend’s controversial curfew, the Tallahassee Police Department has decided to extend this seemingly unnecessary mandate.
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Entering the new fall semester, FSU has been proudly boasting their minimally invasive and totally reliable FDA approved COVID-19 testing.
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Okay, okay. We know the Tennessee Street Target is an easy ... target.
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