Warning: This Article is Really Dang Scary!

SOMEWHERE TERRIFYING — Muahahahahahahahahahahaa! Welcome, dearest reader, to my mortifyingly spooktastical article that is filled with ghouls, goblins, monsters and creatures alike! Oooooooooooooooooooo. It's all foggy right now oooooooooooooooo. JUMPSCARE! Among all of the critters, there are also some certain words that will make your skin crawl. Now, what you are about to lay your eyes upon will be so dang dastardly bloodcurdling that your eyes might just pop out of their sockets. It might even be the last thing you ever read.

Look over there, reader, it's a werewolf! “Awoooooooooooooo.” The wolfman howls a loud howl. 

“Braaaaaaaaains.” Wait a minute, it's a zombie right next to the werewolf. A member of the living dead is right there! The horror! 

Wait. No, that's impossible. Reader, do you read that? It is a creature that I can’t even begin to describe in words how scary it is! I can’t go on writing this article much longer. It is just so effin scary! My mind is breaking at its seams! AHHHHHHHH