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Eggplant Horoscopes January 2021
Eggplant Horoscopes January 2021

The Eggplant astrology team is here to tell you what’s good, bad and mediocre about your first month of the new year.

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The Eggplant FSUJanuary 6, 2021
5 Mediocre Gifts to Get the Person No One Wanted for Secret Santa
5 Mediocre Gifts to Get the Person No One Wanted for Secret Santa

It’s that time of the year again; the time when your group chat decides it would be a fun idea to test the ties of friendship in the name of giving a reason to the season!

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The Eggplant FSUDecember 8, 2020
SLC Gamers Explain Why Social Distancing Isn’t Even Hard
SLC Gamers Explain Why Social Distancing Isn’t Even Hard

Everyone has been having a hard time dealing with the pandemic: social distancing, wearing masks, and of course, all those people who lost their lives.

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The Eggplant FSUDecember 7, 2020
10 Holiday Gift Ideas for the Guy Who Has Been Stringing You Along for the Past Couple of Months
10 Holiday Gift Ideas for the Guy Who Has Been Stringing You Along for the Past Couple of Months

College dating can get messy. With apps being the main means of meeting other fellow singles, situationships have become the new relationships.

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The Eggplant FSUDecember 3, 2020
Friend Who Sleeps Until 3:00 Every Day "Excited" for 9:00 AM Class They Won't Attend
Friend Who Sleeps Until 3:00 Every Day "Excited" for 9:00 AM Class They Won't Attend

With this semester reaching an end, many students are excited about the possibilities and learning opportunities of new classes.

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The Eggplant FSUNovember 30, 2020
“I Think Jesus Was Gay” and Five Other Ways To Spark Thanksgiving Conversation
“I Think Jesus Was Gay” and Five Other Ways To Spark Thanksgiving Conversation

With all the chaos of 2020, conversation won’t be lacking at the Thanksgiving table this year.

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The Eggplant FSUNovember 24, 2020
Shocking: Girl Who Has “Empowered Women Empower Women”  in Her Bio Is Actually a Raging Bitch
Shocking: Girl Who Has “Empowered Women Empower Women” in Her Bio Is Actually a Raging Bitch

This week, some of our writers were tasked with spotlighting positive women leaders in the FSU community to spread support among our female peers.

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The Eggplant FSUNovember 23, 2020
A Stuffed Turkey, COVID-19 and Other Things You Can Bring Home To Your Family This Thanksgiving
A Stuffed Turkey, COVID-19 and Other Things You Can Bring Home To Your Family This Thanksgiving

Parents that expect their kids to bring something back with them from college for good ol’ Thanksgiving Break (while also knowing they can’t even afford Easy Mac) are the stuff of nightmares.

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The Eggplant FSUNovember 23, 2020
Your Boyfriend is Leaving You for the New Xbox
Your Boyfriend is Leaving You for the New Xbox

The end of 2020 marks a significant period in console history as the newest hardware for Xbox and Playstation series is being released worldwide.

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The Eggplant FSUNovember 20, 2020
Non-Binary Student Shakes Up Women's Studies Majors
Non-Binary Student Shakes Up Women's Studies Majors

Academics battle college’s antiquated format each time a student evokes the magic word ‘elitist.’

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The Eggplant FSUNovember 18, 2020
Roommate Who Doesn’t Do Dishes Wants to Know Why There Are Flies in The Kitchen
Roommate Who Doesn’t Do Dishes Wants to Know Why There Are Flies in The Kitchen

College on its own can be a hectic roller coaster of emotions. Add a messy roommate to the mix and you have drama straight out of a 90s sitcom.

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The Eggplant FSUNovember 16, 2020
Roommate Going Through Breakup “Starting To Feel Better” for the 4th Time This Week
Roommate Going Through Breakup “Starting To Feel Better” for the 4th Time This Week

Having a roommate is an honor that comes with many privileges: paying less rent, having someone to notice if you went missing, and a person who you can talk to about anything.

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The Eggplant FSUNovember 16, 2020
Eggplant Horoscopes November 2020
Eggplant Horoscopes November 2020

While it’s certainly no secret that the year of 2020 has been an absolute shit show, one can still look to the future for some spiritual guidance.

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The Eggplant FSUNovember 6, 2020
E-Boy Wants To Know if You’ve Ever Heard of Edgar Allen Poe
E-Boy Wants To Know if You’ve Ever Heard of Edgar Allen Poe

A title only once whispered on the depths of the internet has now taken the back seat in the shadows of your fine arts classroom.

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The Eggplant FSUNovember 5, 2020
Friend Who’s Eaten Nothing but Shredded Cheese and Raw Cookie Dough Not Really Sure Where Their Mental Breakdown Is Coming From
Friend Who’s Eaten Nothing but Shredded Cheese and Raw Cookie Dough Not Really Sure Where Their Mental Breakdown Is Coming From

As midterms have come and gone, some things have remained the same; 2020 still feels like one long “Fear Factor” episode, the football team is still disappointing, and students still think going to Pots is worth risking death.

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The Eggplant FSUOctober 29, 2020
Halloweekend 2020: Amazing For Being Slutty Inside
Halloweekend 2020: Amazing For Being Slutty Inside

This year has provided quite a shakeup for everything we used to know and love.

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The Eggplant FSUOctober 27, 2020
Entire Freshman Class Goes “Poof” After Eating So Little
Entire Freshman Class Goes “Poof” After Eating So Little

After welcoming a new freshman class to Florida State University, something peculiar happened.

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The Eggplant FSUOctober 26, 2020
Theater Student Tries To Recreate Famous “O Captain! My Captain!” Scene Over Zoom, Hits Head on Ceiling Fan
Theater Student Tries To Recreate Famous “O Captain! My Captain!” Scene Over Zoom, Hits Head on Ceiling Fan

So far, no one has been safe from the evil clutches and relentless tragedies of 2020.

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The Eggplant FSUOctober 23, 2020
Masked Halloween Costumes That Still Show Hole
Masked Halloween Costumes That Still Show Hole

It’s officially the Nightmare Before, During, and Foreseeably after Halloween, because Miss Pandemic has not penciled in any time off for this upcoming full moon.

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The Eggplant FSUOctober 21, 2020
Betta Fish Adopted Last Month Waiting for Sweet Release of a Toilet Bowl Flush
Betta Fish Adopted Last Month Waiting for Sweet Release of a Toilet Bowl Flush

We get it--it’s the most cursed midterm season to date.

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The Eggplant FSUOctober 15, 2020
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    Investigation into where the fuck those red chairs on landis went
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    hey fools, happy april🤭
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    Damn, this class is keeping me late🤯🤯🤯 (it ends at 4:20)
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    If our song and mirrorball are gone, what do i have to look forward to for the tampa show, taylor???? (i don’t have tickets)
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