Academics battle college’s antiquated format each time a student evokes the magic word ‘elitist.’
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College on its own can be a hectic roller coaster of emotions. Add a messy roommate to the mix and you have drama straight out of a 90s sitcom.
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Having a roommate is an honor that comes with many privileges: paying less rent, having someone to notice if you went missing, and a person who you can talk to about anything.
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While it’s certainly no secret that the year of 2020 has been an absolute shit show, one can still look to the future for some spiritual guidance.
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A title only once whispered on the depths of the internet has now taken the back seat in the shadows of your fine arts classroom.
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As midterms have come and gone, some things have remained the same; 2020 still feels like one long “Fear Factor” episode, the football team is still disappointing, and students still think going to Pots is worth risking death.
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This year has provided quite a shakeup for everything we used to know and love.
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After welcoming a new freshman class to Florida State University, something peculiar happened.
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So far, no one has been safe from the evil clutches and relentless tragedies of 2020.
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It’s officially the Nightmare Before, During, and Foreseeably after Halloween, because Miss Pandemic has not penciled in any time off for this upcoming full moon.
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We get it--it’s the most cursed midterm season to date.
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Samantha ‘Scoots’ Stillwell was once again reportedly sighted coasting around on an e-scooter in a vivid display of her independence last Monday.
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October is finally upon us.
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Get ready students—Club Downunder’s new event lineup is funky, fresh, and most importantly, within CDC guidelines!
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Things will truly never be the same in Tallahassee following this weekend’s heat-filled, coronavirus-ridden return to the infamous Tennessee Strip.
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Living in an apartment complex occupied solely by rambunctious college-aged alcoholics who don’t know any better than to go feral after getting off their parents’ leash for the first time in their lives certainly has its quirks.
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Now that social distancing has dethroned on-campus canvasser coercion as the ubiquitous collegiate human rights violation, the impromptu Zoom class extension has comfortably taken its place.
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There isn’t a single college student who hasn’t found themselves staying up through the night only to sleep in so long that their roommates almost carted them off to the hospital.
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We’re over a week into September and the world still seems like a neverending hell fire.
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It’s been a dreary time to be a fan of comedy during the extreme losing streak that is COVID-19.
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