In this critical period of time, college professors (and TAs) are attempting to continue their teachings over the infamous Zoom chat.
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Now that most people are finally begrudgingly listening to the CDC’s rules for staying home and not touching anyone but themselves (thank you New York City Health Department), people everywhere can expect exciting new check-ins from past lovers.
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It’s a beautiful Sunday morning to be waking up to the smell of fresh cinnamon rolls and echoes of prayer from the bedroom down the hall.
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You know it’s coming. The ultimate test of your worth to the new friends you made at the first honor society outing or the third-floor of your dorm’s night out on the town.
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There’s nothing like an alcohol-fueled night to get you to let loose and forget about the anxiety disorder that usually leaves you incapable of ordering a pizza over the phone, let alone dancing in front of strangers.
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Everyone talks about “FOMO” and how Fear of Missing Out is totally a thing and how they definitely have it.
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Sophomore year of high school is a particularly awful one.
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In this world, women undoubtedly have it harder than men.
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There comes a day in every family’s life that they must decide what to do with their most decrepit and useless members.
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We all know that one girl who can’t contain herself when it comes to a juicy secret.
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Other Women
It’s “Bachelor” season, which means that for nine glorious weeks, teenage girls and 50-year-old women everywhere are fantasizing about competing against social media influencers and former-high-school-bullies-turned nurses.
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For those of us who exhausted our stamina as freshmen for sweating up The Strip thrice a week and pretending to enjoy it, or for those who simply believe sleep is sacred, the appeal of microdosing parties is pretty clear.
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The little bathroom trash can that all people must purchase for their bathroom - whether the bathroom belongs to a house, a dorm, or an apartment - is vital.
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Guys, it’s already the 19th.
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It’s been days since your roommate got her heart broken on the single most overly romanticized day of the year, and they just can’t seem to move on.
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Ah, Valentine’s Day: the celebration of love, chocolate, and most importantly, sex.
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While some may believe that having exactly three nails trimmed, box-dyed hair and the classic red and black flannel thrown over every single outfit may constitute a sufficient substitution for a coming-out announcement, the baby boomer generation tends to miss the memo.
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Whether it’s the irreparable brain damage caused by an overly sincere high school theatre stint or a six month “I think I can pull off a fedora” phase, we all have shortcomings that we spend every day trying to compensate for. For those whose trauma stems from a combination of being picked last for kickball a few too many times in elementary school or genuinely considering auditioning for Jeopardy every year, the mighty power wielded by the teaching assistant can be enticing.
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It's the year of the girl, and some English majors have taken it upon themselves to act like it's also the year of the English major.
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While students rebel by taking the easiest math (@math for liberal arts) and science classes (hey baby bio) offered, they still have to pass. Since paying attention is not an option when phones exist, students are forced to rely on Crtl+F and Quizlet to get their homework done with four and a half minutes to spare before their 11:59 p.m. turn-ins.
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