Sexy Cat Costume Comes With Sexy Litterbox

NEW JERSEY – The Research & Development branch of costume supplier Spirit Halloween announced a new sexy cat costume, complete with a sexy litterbox accessory, in a bombshell press conference on Wednesday. “Why the hell does Spirit Halloween have press conferences?” asked local inquisitor Tracy Pike. “What gives the litterbox the quality of being sexy?” added professional question-asker Mort Julians. “Is it functional? Or does someone in Spirit Halloween think a litterbox could actually be sexy? The thought of a provocative litterbox is far scarier than anything in the store.”