Much to the relief of the entire student body of FSU, construction on the university’s new Oglesby Union is now completed, including a wave of new eateries including Panera Bread, Jamba Juice, and seven new “Mom and Pop’s” hot dog stands inside.
Read MoreWith the start of classes comes the continuation of old-fashioned methods of attempting to bring together a room of students who will never speak to each other ever again. Like, ever.
Read MoreThe presence of Greek Life at universities has long been a source of conflict within student bodies across the nation. With the recent controversies surrounding numerous chapters on Florida State’s campus (cough, cough), the Eggplant wanted to gather perspective from students and find out what their thoughts are on Greek Life at FSU
Read MoreFull capacity and full steam ahead. A return to normal. A few things that could totally be possible if collectivism was more prevalent at Florida State University (and honestly, Florida as a whole--yes we are looking at you DeSantis).
Read MoreWe’ve all been there before. You introduce yourself to a man in a position of power, and all you can think to say is, “Hey, hot stuff”.
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Read MoreTikTok is known for capitalizing off of self-diagnosed dancers and 16-year-old self-proclaimed comedians, but a large demographic for the app is socially starved college students.
Read MoreSince not many people want to sweat their asses off doing ‘Yoga on the Field’ or running the 5k to the stadium, FSU’s event department known as the Seminole Experience™ had no choice but to get crafty.
Read More“Anyone at FSU with a septum ring knows that Club Downunder is the place to go if you want to see some indie artist be mad as fuck about how he’s in a college town with no underage girls.”
Read MoreIn recent news, Starbucks has announced the introduction of oat milk into their establishments.
Read MoreThe neurological damage caused by the Hyper Online social interaction many of us have been limited to over the past year may have left us without the faculties to communicate beyond trending catchphrases.
Read MoreLast week, in an unexpected press conference, President Thrasher announced plans for the next phase of COVID-19 vaccine distribution here at FSU.
Read MoreBesides all of the chaos happening in the world right now, school is already tough, and nobody knows this more than a burnt out gifted kid.
Read MoreFrats and sororities, once a staple of college life, have been radically altered in the face of the pandemic.
Read MoreThe streets of Tallahassee have been relatively desolate the past couple of weeks.
Read MoreAmidst the recent development and distribution of the coronavirus vaccine, FSU students have been in contact with local health departments and the university to find out when and where they can receive their vaccination.
Read More“Purgatory: The Musical” is a tantalizing, next-to-real-life look into the party culture of FSU.
Read MoreFlorida State is full of sororities and fraternities; in fact, greek life was ranked the #1 reason to attend by students who were on academic probation in high school.
Read MoreFollowing the absolute abomination that was Jack Denton’s removal as SGA Senate President (and subsequent reinstatement), the Amplify Party was, of course, looking for ways to cover their tracks.
Read MoreStudents and staff alike at Florida State University are shaken and quite frankly deeply disturbed.
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