FSU continues to surprise students with their recent announcements and rulings these past few weeks.
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If you are someone who regularly reads the news in Tallahassee, you might have noticed how FSU seems to be flying by the seat of their large clown pants.
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Everybody knows that Resident Assistants are the coolest people in the dorms.
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While everything about our lives has changed (no more parties, in-person classes, or social events), some things have comfortingly stayed the same.
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At this point in the extended construction timeline of the new FSU Student Union, we’re coming up on three entire generations without access to free bowling and below ground concerts.
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There’s nothing quite like making student athletes play despite their head coach being down for the count or the pandemic that is--news flash--still going on.
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In the “no *you’re* wrong” shitshow that is 2020, most people can agree that COVID is testing a lot of traditional relationships.
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In a fashion that felt like a one-paragraph break-up text at 3 A.M., Daddy Thrasher announced his sweet release from this COVID-infected hellscape.
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On top of all their recent crimes, FSU has once again postponed the construction of the new union in hopes of opening in time for the class of 2048’s freshman year.
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Nothing is more important to the Florida State community than going to football games, and that includes student safety.
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Earlier today, the Board of COVID-19 Prevention and the Tallahassee Aviary released a joint statement announcing that the campus bell will be modified to be “more current.”
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Florida State University, courtesy of Governor Ron DeSantis and our very own President John Thrasher, has quickly become the laughing stock of the United States.
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While we all learned in elementary school that this world is survival of the fittest, the concept can be hard to believe when there are gremlin folk like Ben Shapiro and UCF students running amuck.
The day every college student has dreamed of has finally arrived: graduation.
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Summer is a great time to get tan and avoid dying from a pandemic. It’s also a great time to reevaluate how your past year at FSU went.
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Now that another week of quarantine has rolled by and turned into finals, the feeling of what could have been is weighing heavily on FSU seniors.
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A tragic month has passed since anyone wearing Doc Martens has stepped foot in the Wilbury.
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Today has to be the best day to celebrate one of the “highest” holy days of the year.
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What some believed at first to be nothing more than a brief Hurrication 2.0 has turned into an everlasting nightmare that has made students actually miss being at school.
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Ever since Florida State switched to online classes, students have been doing their work from the comfort of their unmade childhood twin bed.
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