Nicolás Maduro, Luigi Mangione, and 6ix9ine Unite Against Sean Combs, Ghislaine Maxwell, & Others in Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center.

Tensions have risen as people being held in Brooklyn’s Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC) have reportedly been uniting against fellow groups of prisoners. Luigi Mangione, charged with murder, Daniel Hernandez (known as 6ix9ine), charged with racketeering, and Nicolás Maduro, charged with reheating Saddam Hussein's nachos, are all being held in the MDC. Other notable names at the MDC include Sean “Diddy” Combs and Jeffrey “Financieur” Epstein’s co-conspirator, Ghislaine Maxwell. 

What MDC prison wards weren’t expecting was an unlikely alliance between Maduro, Mangione, and 6ix9ine. One of our correspondents was able to speak with 6ix9ine, the self proclaimed leader of the group, about the unlikely bond. To begin, 6ix9ine has charmingly deemed the group Triple M because “all of our last names start with M and shit.” He has seemingly forgotten his own last name does not start with M, or is perhaps consciously ignoring it to fit in with his newfound companions.


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