A foxy little fruit in the produce aisle was “just begging to be peeled” when approached by shoppers on Tuesday.

You must liberate yourself from a world governed by gas prices. Yabba-dabba-do it.

Much to the dismay of a Boris-hungry crowd of young conservatives, a cryogenic chamber unleashed the puppeteered corpse of the Iron Lady. 

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Studio executives eager to replicate Galaxy’s success were quick to greenlight another hit video game adaptation: Bloxorz, The Movie.

“Frankly, we are starving,” the president muttered, flicking his now-extended tongue across rows of jagged teeth.