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The morning light shines through the blinds on the bed that you share with your situationship. He looks over at you, tucks your hair behind your ear, and says, “You look magnificent right when you wake up. The sunlight makes your eyes look golden.”

UMiami, UF, and UCF students occupy air mattresses and couches across the great capital city, but what happens when they refuse to leave?

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