“He Know Where Home At,” Says Hillary Clinton After Bubba and Trump Affair Rumors Circulate

After a long week of rumors about the affair between Bill Clinton and Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton has finally broken her silence. The former First Lady and Secretary of State was caught by reporters leaving a nighttime gathering in the woods, wearing a goat-shaped mask and a red cloak. When asked what she made of the Bubba and Trump rumors, she said, “Bubba Trump? Ain’t that the restaurant with them shrimps from that movie?” When asked if she was concerned about the future of her marriage, Clinton said,”He know where home at. He was just with meeee, and he put his missile in my Hillarussyyyy. I’m the one and only Hillary, don’t play wit it.” She then shotgunned the blood out of a dead infant carcass and floated away into the dark as thunder resounded throughout the sky.