Reports Suggest That Two Turkeys are Planning to Go Back in Time to the First Thanksgiving to Get Turkey OFF the Menu

This past weekend sources have exposed that two turkeys are planning to go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkey OFF the menu. That’s right. Two Turkeys will be going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkey OFF the menu. I’m not really sure how they are going to do this, all we know is that they will be going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkey OFF the menu. THAT IS RIGHT, THEY ARE GOING TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEY OFF THE MENU.