Forward-Thinking Autobot Transforms Into Public Transportation

NEW YORK – Citizens took to the streets to celebrate on Friday when progressive Autobot “Peoplemover” transformed into a large transit bus. He shuttled dozens of residents from Manhattan to Staten Island for several hours, only stopping to briefly battle with a Cybertruck-turned-Decepticon. “Y’know, usually you see those types transform into a sports car or a fighter jet or something,” said Norman Mann, a 58-year-old cab driver. “It’s nice to see one of ‘em helping the people. I do wonder what he does with the bus fare, though. Wait, do Transformers even need money?” Before he could receive an answer, Peoplemover had already transformed and fled the scene.