Fish Growing Tired of Hook Culture

Fish have begun to speak up regarding the rising advent of Hook Culture. Many fish have raised concerns regarding how common it’s become for a fish’s ‘bite count’ to be in the double, even triple digits, among current generations. Some “traditional” fish remember a time when “...your first bite was your last bite - you’d be pulled up to the surface not to be seen again.” Some have countered, saying the rise in fishermen is to blame, since it appears they can cast their rods with little to no remorse, while a fish can have their life and reputation ruined by a single hook. “I think everyone should just mind their own business,” said one lackadaisical turtle.