Gay Little Coffee Shop Playing Country Music For Some Reason

TALLAHASSEE, FL — After having sat down in the local favorite coffee shop, Roast and Brew, paying customers were astonished to hear what began to play over the speakers at their place of serenity. Matcha latte orderer Genevieve Stew was at a loss for words when approached for a comment. After a moment, they reported feelings of “[T]otal betrayal.” Then continued, “I couldn’t even focus on my Substack post once I heard Morgan Wallen singing about cheating on his pregnant wife and oppressing minorities.”

The owner of Roast and Brew has refused to comment, as per the claim to protect their employees. The verdict is still out on whether or not their behavior will change or remain the same; all that is certain is this town is shaken to its core.