Since every day is a new day to accomplish something, it makes complete sense that most college-aged students are dipping into their savings to purchase a Nintendo Switch.
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Suburban families across the country have begun adjusting to being locked in a house together with a new expectation that they should actually talk to each other.
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During these uncertain, coronavirus-filled times, the most important safety measure for curtailing absolute disaster is staying at home.
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Spring has finally sprung, and it’s brought the usual warmer weather, steady rain, and tornado of pollen.
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The stay-at-home order Governor Desantis instated in Florida this week is very serious.
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Before the end times, your old bedroom turned storage closet was just a go-between to toss your crap into before taking off to do one of literally three things that are semi-enjoyable in your hometown.
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According to hip and fun newscasters on every station, people everywhere are expected to stay inside and keep an Adam Driver’s length between each other as COVID-19 makes its way throughout the world.
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Monarch butterflies only live for about two to three weeks in their lifetime. That’s not much time to experience all the ups and downs this universe has to offer, and more people would recognize the plight of the butterfly if it weren’t for those goddamn attention-seeking honey bees.
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As the third Impeachment trial in U.S. history comes to its somber end, noted piece-of-garbage Mitch McConnell hammered the final nail into America’s coffin by essentially rigging the Senate trial by refusing to hear from witnesses—you know, that thing trials are known for.
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Although the long MLK weekend was a welcome sight for college students already burnt out from Syllabus week, the arrival of late January also meant it was time to ghost any New Year’s resolutions faster than whatever frat guy you accidentally swiped right on.
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We’re fresh out the gate of a brand-spankin’ new decade and there are already threats of war, heinous Academy Awards nominations and being enticed by the drive-thru signs lit up like the Christmas tree your roommates insist can be décor for any season.
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You know ‘em! You love ‘em! It’s officially time for the Coca-Cola polar bears!
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It’s November, which means midterms are over and final projects are just beginning!
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Everyone’s favorite holiday that's not really a holiday is finally here! While the college kids of Tallahassee complete the finishing touches to their sexy take on wildlife, the suburban kids are getting their shit together to gear up for the most competitive and vicious night of the year.
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For those not living under a rock - or more appropriately in a doomsday bunker - it may seem like the end of humanity is knock knock knockin’ on Earth’s door.
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Snapchat memories were first introduced as a way to cherish old memories that technology has programmed people to believe that they could never remember.
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The air is getting cooler, the leaves are beginning to fall and your mom won’t stop pestering you to get your damn flu shot - that’s right folks, Christian girl autumn is in full swing. While the month of October is known to bring about the first whispers of cuffing season, keep in mind that there are plenty of other concoctions the universe has been conjuring up. Hold onto your tighty whities, because October is about to be a month full of twists, turns and jump-scares galore.
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Cool kids and douchebag adults alike have been sucking up the sweet pods of nicotine juice for years now.
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It’s not just you - we all thought we were done with the women’s rights and human decency catastrophe that is Brett Kavanaugh.
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Most would agree that the music industry today is nothing like it was back in the day, just like everyone’s older cousin puts it after referencing their college anthem, “Like A G6” by the Far East Movement.
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