Try Not To Off Yourself Challenge Extended To Tomorrow

TALLAHASSEE, FL — Church bells rang, confetti flooded down from the sky, and strangers embraced in the street as world leaders announced the deadline extension of the Try Not To Kill Yourself Challenge. For procrastinators and deadline-enjoyers alike, this news sent shock waves through the nation. “Our work isn’t done yet,” 27-year-old Mike Jones said. “I guess I’ll just keep taking my 20mg of Prozac and see where I end up.” 

There have been rumblings reported that suggest the deadline is going to be extended even further than tomorrow, so keep that in mind next time the Instagram Reels algorithm isn’t hitting just right. Hope prevails.