After the release of Apple’s new racially diverse emojis, many took to the streets in celebration of the end of racism.
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FSU football practice was halted Thursday morning when former quarterback Jacob Coker tried to sneak on to the field in hopes that no one would remember he ever left.
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With this school year soon coming to a close, many students are rejoicing at the fact that in just a mere couple of weeks they will soon be able to leave all the stresses of the classroom behind and begin a summer of humble bragging about their internships.
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FSU has been undergoing a media firestorm in the past few weeks ever since Jameis Winston’s rape accuser Erica Kinsman chose to tell her side of the story in The Hunting Ground, a documentary about rape on college campuses.
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To my loyal followers, On this day each year, you all celebrate that time I hopped up out the grave, turned my swag on, and came back to hang with my original fans.
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Every year, FSU presidents prove how down to earth they are by serving students ice cream on Landis Green for an afternoon.
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Describing himself as by far the most dedicated member of the University Ambassadors Program and the only one who he even knows what a true Nole is, overly enthusiastic tour guide Mario Nguyen confirmed Tuesday that he did in fact get a campus map tattooed on his back.
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Chemistry major Elizabeth Barnes has finally perfected a skill that she's calling “an inspiration to foodies everywhere.”
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In preparation for the allowance of concealed firearms on campus, fraternity Delta Tau Delta has transformed their residence space into a highly militarized protective fort.
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A few days ago, FSU quarterback and all-around model citizen Jameis Winston announced that he will not be attending the NFL draft.
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With only two months left until graduation and still no plans or general direction in life, senior Corey Bottles came up with the brilliant idea of heading to the on-campus Career Center.
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Armed with only an old copy of The God Delusion and a condescending sneer, sophomore and self-proclaimed gentleman Jack Bolster will finally get the chance to put his supreme intellect on display today against the famed anti-evolutionist, Preacher Tom.
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Claiming he hadn’t seen a pair of knockers that huge since the Republican National Convention of 96’, FSU President John Thrasher told reporters, after months of searching for the legendary collection, he finally found Eric Barron’s old Playboy stash hidden in his office early Tuesday morning.
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A fraternity at Florida State University is taking a unique approach to celebrating this St. Patrick’s Day by fasting and holding a “Potato FAM-ine themed party.
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Friday: 4:20 PM:
Classes are over and I’m ready to party. Julie and I were supposed to go to PCB
together but it turns out her Snapchat story drunkenly telling everybody who
follows her to “GET THE FUCK TO PCB SPRANNNGG BREAKKKK” wasn’t a real
invitation, but you know it’s cool I can have my own party here alone.
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Florida governor Rick Scott, in what seems like attempt to prove that he is actually an uneducated five-year-old trapped in the crypt keeper’s body, has banned use of the term “climate change” among his employees.
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This weekend, the Sigma Alpha Epsilon chapter at Oklahoma University was disbanded immediately following a video of its members partaking in a disgusting but not at all surprising racist chant.
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Claiming that he may just be the luckiest student on campus, sophomore CoreyConnolly told reporters Sunday that all his poor grades on his midterms “totally don’t count now, motherfuckers!” thanks to the perfectly timed death of his roommate, Kevin.
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FSU Preview offers accepted students and their parents the opportunity to receive an in-depth tour of everything the university’s okay with families seeing before they write any big checks.
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