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Lone Minority Tired of Posing for Campus Brochures
Lone Minority Tired of Posing for Campus Brochures

A group of multicultural students were all disingenuous smiles yesterday as they posed on Landis Green for a photograph that will be featured on Florida State University’s newest campus brochures.

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All Posts, Featured, Latest Articles, Student Experience, Student LifeThe Eggplant FSUJanuary 27, 2015
Alumni Parents Throw Infant into Westcott Fountain in Celebration of First Birthday
Alumni Parents Throw Infant into Westcott Fountain in Celebration of First Birthday

Late last night, FSU alumni Deborah and Jeff Collier tossed their baby boy into Westcott Fountain in celebration of their son’s first birthday.

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All Posts, Featured, FSU News, Latest Articles, NewsThe Eggplant FSUJanuary 26, 2015
Student Activist Getting Better at Pretending to Know who the Koch Brothers Are
Student Activist Getting Better at Pretending to Know who the Koch Brothers Are

Sophomore Economics major Ben Alkire was pleasantly surprised with himself today when he participated in a conversation with two other students about FSU and the Koch Brothers without knowing anything about who they are or what they do.

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All Posts, Featured, Latest Articles, Student Experience, Student LifeThe Eggplant FSUJanuary 22, 2015
Student Union to be Completely Renovated into World’s Largest Chili’s
Student Union to be Completely Renovated into World’s Largest Chili’s

FSU students, faculty, and alumni were met with mixed reactions this afternoon when it was announced that the fairly popular, average sized Chili’s in the union would be expanded to encompass the entire Oglesby Student Union as soon as fall 2015.

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All Posts, Featured, FSU News, Latest Articles, NewsThe Eggplant FSUJanuary 21, 2015
Student Finally Builds Up the Courage to Go to Professor’s Office Hours
Student Finally Builds Up the Courage to Go to Professor’s Office Hours

In a move that his mother called “unprecedented”, Florida State sophomore Cody Wilson was able to build up the courage and go to his calculus professor’s office hours on Tuesday.

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All Posts, Student Experience, Student LifeThe Eggplant FSUJanuary 20, 2015
KA Brothers Completely Satisfied with Amount of Diversity in Oscar Nominations
KA Brothers Completely Satisfied with Amount of Diversity in Oscar Nominations

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has been the subject of much scrutiny since last week’s announcement of the 2015 Oscar nominations.

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All Posts, Featured, Greek Life, Latest Articles, Student LifeThe Eggplant FSUJanuary 19, 2015
FSU Basketball Team Practices in Complete Silence to Prepare for Home Crowd Environment
FSU Basketball Team Practices in Complete Silence to Prepare for Home Crowd Environment

As Seminole students and fans come to terms with the end of football season, some have turned to the FSU basketball team to try to find a reason to be happy again. However, many fans were shocked to learn that FSU’s basketball season has not only already started, but has actually been going on for a couple of months.

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All Posts, Featured, Latest Articles, SportsThe Eggplant FSUJanuary 15, 2015
Total Loser Didn’t Have Anybody to Kiss When Financial Aid Dropped
Total Loser Didn’t Have Anybody to Kiss When Financial Aid Dropped

Today at 1:30 pm, thousands of students at Florida State University celebrated the most anticipated event of the semester: the financial aid drop. While most students have been counting down the seconds until they can pick up weed, junior Allison Barkovec is anything but thrilled about the occasion.

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All Posts, Featured, Latest Articles, Student Experience, Student LifeThe Eggplant FSUJanuary 14, 2015
6 Practical Uses for That New Textbook You’re Never Going to Use
6 Practical Uses for That New Textbook You’re Never Going to Use

1. 50 Shades of Grey Decoy: Despite having already read it under your covers at least 4 times during high school, you’re still a little iffy about breaking out the 50 Shades of Grey book in public.

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All Posts, Featured, Student Experience, Student LifeThe Eggplant FSUJanuary 12, 2015
Student Distraught After Learning Human Sexuality Course Doesn’t Contain Accompanying Lab
Student Distraught After Learning Human Sexuality Course Doesn’t Contain Accompanying Lab

Florida State sophomore Chad Peters has been in a state of anger and confusion after learning that his Evolution of Human Sexuality course will not include a lab alongside the normal class.

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All Posts, Featured, Latest Articles, Student Experience, Student Life, UncategorizedThe Eggplant FSUJanuary 8, 2015
Jimbo Fisher Spends All Day Dancing Around His Office for Some Reason
Jimbo Fisher Spends All Day Dancing Around His Office for Some Reason

When news broke this morning that the Heisman trophy winning and almost undefeated quarterback Jameis Winston will leave Florida State for the NFL draft, many Seminole fans were devastated.

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All Posts, Featured, Latest Articles, Not Football, Sports, UncategorizedThe Eggplant FSUJanuary 7, 2015
Now What?: FSU Students Try to Cope with New Identity
Now What?: FSU Students Try to Cope with New Identity

As the final seconds ticked away in Pasadena following yesterday’s loss, Seminole students and fans everywhere were forced to begin the traumatic process of trying to cope with a new identity.

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All Posts, Featured, Football, Latest Articles, SportsThe Eggplant FSUJanuary 2, 2015
Want to Join The Eggplant Staff?
Want to Join The Eggplant Staff?

The Eggplant is looking to add to its staff next semester as we continue to grow and expand our publication.

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About Eggplant, All Posts, Featured, Latest ArticlesThe Eggplant FSUDecember 18, 2014
Student Still Struggling to Build Up Tolerance for His Beer Tasting Class Final
Student Still Struggling to Build Up Tolerance for His Beer Tasting Class Final

Final exams have made this last week of school hectic for many, especially for Cal Brennan, a student who is desperate to pass his beer tasting class. 

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All Posts, Featured, Student Experience, Student LifeThe Eggplant FSUDecember 11, 2014
Super Senior Argues He Didn’t Fail This Semester, This Semester Failed Him
Super Senior Argues He Didn’t Fail This Semester, This Semester Failed Him

Finals week has taken over campuses nationwide, and FSU students are walking in a haze of regret, coffee binges, and counterproductive Netflix marathons.

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All Posts, Featured, Latest Articles, Student Experience, Student LifeThe Eggplant FSUDecember 9, 2014
Roberto Aguayo Hoping to Find Retainer He Left at Last Year’s Rose Bowl
Roberto Aguayo Hoping to Find Retainer He Left at Last Year’s Rose Bowl

Florida State players and fans across the country were ecstatic to learn that they will be returning to Pasadena to compete in this year’s Rose Bowl against Oregon.

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All Posts, Featured, Football, Latest Articles, SportsThe Eggplant FSUDecember 8, 2014
Atheist RA Decorates Residence Hall with Nothing for the Holiday Season
Atheist RA Decorates Residence Hall with Nothing for the Holiday Season

As the holidays approach, Florida State is slowly being adorned with decorations that seem entirely out of place considering the surrounding palm trees, and still prominent sweat factor.

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All Posts, Featured, Latest Articles, Student Experience, Student Life, UncategorizedThe Eggplant FSUDecember 4, 2014
Eggplant Spotlight: Lesser Known Florida Rivalries
Eggplant Spotlight: Lesser Known Florida Rivalries

Every Floridian with a pulse knows about the infamous rivalry between Florida State University and The University of Florida, which culminated in a FSU victory on Saturday.

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All Posts, Featured, Latest Articles, National News, News, UncategorizedThe Eggplant FSUDecember 1, 2014
Official Guide to Florida Trash Talk
Official Guide to Florida Trash Talk

It's game day in Tallahassee as the Seminoles and their fans prepare to take on their arch-rivals, the Florida Gators.

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All Posts, Featured, Football, Latest Articles, SportsThe Eggplant FSUNovember 29, 2014
Actual Seminole Indian Not Sure If More Offended by FSU Mascot or Thanksgiving
Actual Seminole Indian Not Sure If More Offended by FSU Mascot or Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is two days away and FSU students are looking forward to indulging in copious amounts of free food as well as nonchalantly rounding up their GPA to each family member who asks.

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All Posts, Featured, FSU News, NewsThe Eggplant FSUNovember 25, 2014
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