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Nostalgic Senior Excited to Sell One Last Student Ticket to Desperate Freshman
Nostalgic Senior Excited to Sell One Last Student Ticket to Desperate Freshman

FSU senior Charlie Patterson felt many bittersweet emotions Sunday as for the final time in his undergraduate career, he waited patiently until 5pm to obtain his free student ticket to this weekend’s football game, only to immediately turn around and sell it on Facebook.

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All Posts, Featured, Latest Articles, Student Experience, Student LifeThe Eggplant FSUNovember 24, 2014
Snapchat Temperature Filter Disabled Due to Excessive Use
Snapchat Temperature Filter Disabled Due to Excessive Use

A cold front has taken over in the past 24 hours, with temperatures sinking lower than the average friend group's combined GPA's.

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All Posts, Featured, Latest Articles, National News, News, Student Experience, Student LifeThe Eggplant FSUNovember 19, 2014
Florida State Falls behind TCC in Latest College Football Playoff Committee Poll
Florida State Falls behind TCC in Latest College Football Playoff Committee Poll

Florida State students and fans were disappointed but not at all surprised this week when the Playoff Committee once again snubbed the Seminoles, refusing to acknowledge their 26-game win streak.

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All Posts, Featured, Football, Latest Articles, SportsThe Eggplant FSUNovember 18, 2014
John Thrasher Enacts Mandatory “ThrasherCare” Health Program for All Students
John Thrasher Enacts Mandatory “ThrasherCare” Health Program for All Students

Former senator John Thrasher has officially begun his tenure as Florida State University’s new president, and has wasted no time making an impact on the school.

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All Posts, Featured, FSU News, Latest Articles, NewsThe Eggplant FSUNovember 17, 2014
Nick O’Leary Discovers He is Jack Nicklaus’s Grandson after Watching Replay of Game
Nick O’Leary Discovers He is Jack Nicklaus’s Grandson after Watching Replay of Game

While sitting down to watch a full replay of last week’s game, FSU tight end Nick O’Leary was shocked to find out that golf legend Jack Nicklaus is actually his grandfather.

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All Posts, Featured, Football, Latest Articles, SportsThe Eggplant FSUNovember 13, 2014
Student Life Cinema Salutes Veterans with 24 Hour Cadet Kelly Marathon
Student Life Cinema Salutes Veterans with 24 Hour Cadet Kelly Marathon

This year for Veterans Day, the Student Life Cinema has decided to honor the men and women who risked their lives for our freedom with a 24-hour continuous screening of Disney’s Cadet Kelly.

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All Posts, Featured, FSU News, Latest Articles, NewsThe Eggplant FSUNovember 11, 2014
Assumed Leader of Pedestrians Leads Group Directly Into Oncoming Traffic
Assumed Leader of Pedestrians Leads Group Directly Into Oncoming Traffic

Early this morning, five pedestrian students were rushed to the hospital after walking straight into oncoming traffic while crossing Stadium Drive.

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All Posts, Featured, FSU News, Latest Articles, NewsThe Eggplant FSUNovember 10, 2014
Razor Scootering Student Changes Entire Tour Group's Mind About Attending FSU
Razor Scootering Student Changes Entire Tour Group's Mind About Attending FSU

Early this afternoon, an eager tour group’s interest in FSU quickly plummeted after they encountered a student riding a Razor scooter to class.

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All Posts, Featured, FSU News, Latest Articles, NewsThe Eggplant FSUNovember 5, 2014
Government Institutes “Late Voting” Option to Appeal to Stoner Demographic
Government Institutes “Late Voting” Option to Appeal to Stoner Demographic

As polls open across the state today, students everywhere are trying hard to pretend to care about anything other than the medical marijuana amendment.

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All Posts, Featured, News, Tallahassee NewsThe Eggplant FSUNovember 4, 2014
Just When You Thought I Couldn’t Be Any More of a Dick – An Editorial by FSU Student Body President Stefano Cavallaro
Just When You Thought I Couldn’t Be Any More of a Dick – An Editorial by FSU Student Body President Stefano Cavallaro

To My Fellow Students, I bet you probably thought you wouldn’t ever hear from me again.

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All Posts, Featured, FSU News, Latest Articles, NewsThe Eggplant FSUNovember 3, 2014
FSU Team Plane “Accidentally” Takes Off Without Cason Beatty
FSU Team Plane “Accidentally” Takes Off Without Cason Beatty

When the Florida State football team arrived in Louisville, Kentucky yesterday for tonight’s game with the Cardinals, there was one player noticeably absent.

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All Posts, Featured, Football, Latest Articles, SportsThe Eggplant FSUOctober 30, 2014
Guy in Women’s Studies Class Pissed That He Still Hasn’t Gotten Laid
Guy in Women’s Studies Class Pissed That He Still Hasn’t Gotten Laid

With midterm exams coming to a close, most students are bubbling with the excitement of making it “over the hump” into the second half of the semester.

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All Posts, Featured, Student Experience, Student LifeThe Eggplant FSUOctober 28, 2014
Local Pumpkin Patch Owners Enact "You Instagram It, You Buy It" Policy
Local Pumpkin Patch Owners Enact "You Instagram It, You Buy It" Policy

In a bold move that some are referring to as the “White Girl Apocalypse,” local pumpkin patch owners have come together to stop the growing trend of the predominately white, college-aged girls, who take pictures in their pumpkin patches and then leave without buying anything.

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All Posts, Featured, Latest Articles, News, Tallahassee NewsThe Eggplant FSUOctober 27, 2014
Pike House to be Renovated into New Women Student Union Headquarters
Pike House to be Renovated into New Women Student Union Headquarters

FSU’s Pi Kappa Alpha (PIKE) fraternity has been suspended due to reports of sexual battery.

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All Posts, Featured, FSU News, Greek Life, Latest Articles, News, Student LifeThe Eggplant FSUOctober 23, 2014
Rick Scott Plans to One Up Charlie Crist by Bringing Actual Human Fan to Debate
Rick Scott Plans to One Up Charlie Crist by Bringing Actual Human Fan to Debate

Last Wednesday, Florida Governor Rick Scott made national news when he refused to walk on stage in a debate against his opponent Charlie Crist because of a small fan Crist kept underneath his podium.

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All Posts, Featured, Latest Articles, National News, News, Tallahassee NewsThe Eggplant FSUOctober 21, 2014
Fisher Gives Jameis Winston Approved List of Costume Ideas for Scandal-Free   Halloween
Fisher Gives Jameis Winston Approved List of Costume Ideas for Scandal-Free Halloween

In the moments after Florida State’s dramatic win over Notre Dame, coach Jimbo Fisher was heard on camera advising Jameis Winston to calm down, be humble, and “get them on your side.”

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All Posts, Featured, Football, Latest Articles, Not Football, SportsThe Eggplant FSUOctober 20, 2014
Students Forced to Vacate Dorms This Weekend in Order to House Fans
Students Forced to Vacate Dorms This Weekend in Order to House Fans

Continuing with the trend of sacrificing student quality-of-life for financial gain, Florida State University has issued an e-mail to all students living on campus, instructing them to evacuate their dorms by 8:00 PM Friday night, the day before the Notre Dame-Florida State game.

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All Posts, Featured, FSU News, Latest Articles, News, Student Experience, Student LifeThe Eggplant FSUOctober 16, 2014
I'm Schmacked: Uncensored
I'm Schmacked: Uncensored
All Posts, Featured, Greek Life, Latest Articles, Student Experience, Student LifeThe Eggplant FSUOctober 15, 2014
Florida State Administration Proves that Crime Isn't the Only Thing they Refuse to Take Action On
Florida State Administration Proves that Crime Isn't the Only Thing they Refuse to Take Action On

Tuesday morning, Florida State students were greeted with dark skies, a torrential downpour, and the pleasure of trying to figure out whether or not they would have to get out of bed.

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All Posts, Featured, FSU News, Latest Articles, NewsThe Eggplant FSUOctober 14, 2014
Tallahassee Police Department Agrees: Any Press is Good Press
Tallahassee Police Department Agrees: Any Press is Good Press

Late Friday night, The New York Times released the results of a lengthy investigation into how the Tallahassee Police Department favors FSU football players and helps them avoid punishment.

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All Posts, Featured, Latest Articles, News, Tallahassee NewsThe Eggplant FSUOctober 13, 2014
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