Local Fly Reports Wall Not All Cracked Out to Be

ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO — Following years of speculation and public admiration, the local fly community has decided to take a stance and speak out on the popular phrase that suggests their picturesque life. “Yeah, I like to be on the wall sometimes,” Fly said when asked to comment. “But that doesn’t mean my life is perfect. I’m going through a lot of family stuff right now, but you don’t see them making fun turns of phrases out of that dark reality.”

Fly had to excuse himself during press time after reflecting on the layered troubles of divorce, but will allegedly return for a tell-all interview this fall.