Florida State University researchers recently discovered that the vaccine needed to cure the Coronavirus has been found in the hazardous fluid that flows out of the Suwannee dining hall dumpster.
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In an attempt to find some sort of normalcy and keep up with tradition, an unorthodox method of hosting one of the most anticipated spring events - President’s Ice Cream Social - has been brought to the forefront of student affairs coordinators.
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In this booming digital age, lighting and visual impact has more meaning now than ever, as our entire social sphere is forced to see us through a webcam.
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Now that the world as we know it is on Zoom, the only place where that one guy in your class can try to convince you that he’s really taking this meeting in the Millennium Falcon, it’s getting harder and harder for people to blame their tardiness on a late bus or lack of parking.
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Everyone has had at least one professor who makes it clear from day one that technological errors do not count as an excuse for not turning in an assignment.
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As many students are rejoicing over the fact that they can now take classes pass/fail without repercussions, others are mourning their social lives and personal privacy.
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In this scary, confusing time it’s difficult to find any form of solace.
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With the recession rolling in and FSU’s inability to allocate money ethically standing still, one horny business major has taken note of John Thrasher’s email chain.
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The first day of class for professors is always hard for many reasons.
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As COVID-19 rips through the world, people have had to figure out ways to entertain themselves and keep morale high.
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The Westcott Fountain has collected over 100 years of 21 year-old ambition as well as older, darker magicks that lurk in the bikini zones of newly legal partiers.
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Every classroom has a delicate system of power. There are the mighty professors on top, the power-hungry TAs beneath them, and the plebeian students at the very bottom scrounging for any morsel of attention from the teachers.
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It was a hot September day in the fall of 2016, and the semester was looking bright. FSU football was only a local failure instead of a national embarrassment, Donald Trump was still a joke, and no one had discovered the WII bomb in College Town. The semester was shaken, however, when FSU white boys were attacked like never before.
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You barely made it to your Tuesday 9:30 A.M. class. Now, three hours later, you are struggling to keep your head up while listening to your teacher talk about the history of the printing press and how it relates to the renaissance or something like that.
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What awaited you couldn’t have been prepared for - a personal invitation to join him at tonight’s screening of “Joker” at the SLC.
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Underneath the pink porcelain tiles of W Park Ave’s HAUSes lurks a dark and cold river that surfaced Friday afternoon.
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The only people who love FSU more than obnoxiously peppy Orientation Leaders chanting at 5 a.m. on a Tuesday are the parents who want to relive “the good ol’ days.”
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Your Monday class got canceled and you couldn’t be happier. Lacking any social life to call your own, you call your parents and tell them you’ll be coming home this weekend. Almost immediately, they bring up the prospect of going to visit your grandpa.
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With the semester in full swing and students showing up to their classes with their syllabus week enthusiasm thoroughly eroded, professors everywhere are growing more and more visibly desperate in their attempts to make their lectures appealing.
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FSU is home to a variety of organizations looking to make our campus society a little better one small step at a time.
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