How was he supposed to know that asking “How many holes am I workin’ with?” might cause trouble?
You don’t win until you walk into the clinic with something viral, bacterial, and fungal
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It all began when Chad Chadley, a sophomore finance major with a douche bag minor, answered a video call from his “roommate” Brad Bradley.
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He had just one last semester to get through without injury, and that was his last day on the force, too
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I think it goes without saying that the work ethic here needs to be praised, even if the actions don’t fully align with the law
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It’s no secret that Tallahassee has a reputation for producing some of the most aggressive drivers in the nation
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Is increasing your chances of getting that spot in Traditions Garage by 5% worth enough to you? Because it’s going to cost eternal damnation.
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For a minute there, audiences seemed so charmed (as opposed to watching our robot overlord Governor Desantis speak), you could almost forget he was an alleged pedophile.
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You really got us good Mike (I’m in constant agony)
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Barney Bagpipe woke up in a cold sweat one night when they realized FSU had no male soccer team.
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A time when stories of pouring beers turn into reading books and rolling blunts evolve to rolling to class on your razor scooter.
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With the wild success of their Sips Club - the charged lemonades specifically, the Student Union Panera Bread location recently rolled out their latest drink: the Ultra, Super-Duper Charged Lemonade.
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It’s no secret that Tallahassee smells like shit.
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Every year, millions of UK “football” fans tune in to watch their favorite premier league teams face off against one another.
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On May 17th, 2003, in Opelousas, Louisiana, the world said hello to Keon Coleman.
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The most popular workout spot on campus is the massive sweatbox known as the Leach (not to be confused with a leech, which the dictionary defines as “a blood-sucking aquatic or terrestrial annelid”).
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The oinkers are reporting that the culprit, 27-year-old L’eggo MyEggo, has been apprehended and is awaiting trial in Leon County Jail where she is being held without bail.
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As a top 20 public university in the nation (you're really not all that UF), Florida State faculty is filled with brilliant minds.
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The three-year wait for the Union has been deemed “totally worth it” by the whole student body upperclassmen with the opening of the bar, Proof
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