Updated NCAA Policy Allows Players to Enter Transfer Portal Midgame

DJ Lagway is set to play for the Seminoles at halftime.

As fires burn everywhere across college football during the iconic rivalry weekend, Floridians lament as they fear the iconic UF vs. FSU game would be a major ‘suck off’. To showcase who actually sucks the hardest, the NCAA has announced a new policy allowing players to enter the transfer portal and successfully transfer schools mid-game. What started as a “totally fucking stupid” proposal has now become reality for the College Football landscape. 

In light of these changes, DJ Lagway has chosen to transfer from UF to FSU at halftime of today’s football game. “They’ve been talking sh*t all season. We’re gonna give them a real butt-whooping”, Lagway said to Eggplant reporters in an attempt to play both sides in his trash talk. Lagway was later spotted warming up in a bague hoodie. When asked if Lagway would be starting, Mike Norvell said, “Well, He’s certainly not getting drafted to the NFL either way.” Lagway reportedly may take a redshirt junior year at Florida State.