Christian Campus Fellowship, one of the largest ministries at Florida State University, has temporarily shut its doors after realizing that FSU students had become so sinful it just wasn’t worth it anymore.
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FSU junior Nicole Rampone has been parading around campus on a white stallion, sporting a CVS-purchased tiara, since last Friday.
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For years Florida State University has used the login page of its Blackboard website to show off the university’s most attractive students, but recently a few brave students have decided to speak out and challenge the status quo.
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I’m writing this anonymously because I don’t want to be fired and because I don’t want people to know who I am. But, on behalf of everyone who works at Suwannee I want everyone to know this: we fucking hate all of you.
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Tired of living in his own kingdom of ice-olation, theater student Joe Walley has announced he will host his own tailgate party before tonight’s showing of Frozen at the SLC. For the first time in forever, there won’t be any beer or frat stars at a college tailgate.
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In addition to being open 24/7, the Strozier Library Starbucks has something special in store for its coffee crazed customers. Starting this finals week, Starbucks will be offering study drug alternatives to caffeine, because sometimes coffee just doesn’t cut it.
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FSU dad Grant Buckner was devastated last week when his only son and Black Ops partner Matt Buckner showed up at home for spring break, proving he really is a complete loser who had no plans at all.
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Once a year on St. Patrick’s Day, when luck is supposed to be in the air, FSU sophomore Jennifer Bare feels anything but lucky.
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Florida State University announced Wednesday morning that staring Fall 2014, iPhone emojis will be taught as a foreign language course.
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FSU history professor Roy McClay has been patient, but has a feeling the time has finally come for his very own ratemyprofessor.com chili pepper. “I cut out all carbs and even started jogging this summer so I could look my best for a new year of ratings.”
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After a sisterhood retreat this weekend which most girls described as the single best weekend of their whole entire life, sorority sister Mandy Lovetz has arrived at a shocking conclusion.
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We took your votes for the 2014 FSU Oscars and the results are in!
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Angela McKale had given up on the old-fashioned way of dating. Tired of creepy guys that were only looking for one night stands, she decided to turn to the one place where girls are guaranteed to find stable and secure guys who are ready for committed relationships: Tinder.
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This is the story of one man, one legend, and one football pass that ended in tragedy. Editor’s note: The author of this story wishes to remain anonymous.
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Florida State University has yet again been ranked as the most efficient university in the nation. People all over the world are commending the university for not having spent all that much money per student.
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In honor of the Oscars this Sunday, we’ve whipped up our own 2014 FSU Oscars! Vote for this year’s best trends, worst people, biggest annoyances etc.
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Freshman Ben Alkire revealed this week that after taking just one introductory level economics course last semester, he now knows exactly what it will take to fix the economy.
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Library goers were shocked yesterday when third year student Jamie Fallon underwent an intense anxiety attack as she frantically attempted to swipe her FSU ID to get into Strozier.
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Due to the recent emergence of spray painted graffiti phrases such as “nothing is real” and “life is an illusion” across campus, University Police have concluded that at least one student is in the midst of an embarrassingly public existential crisis.
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As do most Accapelliacs, Ally Wileyimmediately moved to New York City to become a star after graduating from FSU with what she calls “an irrelevant” degree in nursing.
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