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For over a century now, the National Football League has kept millions of fans entertained and hundreds of concussion injury doctors rich.

Yes, you heard it here FIRST: Taylor Swift is running for president!

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As the cold season ushered in, campus snowflakes mourned Charlie Crist’s gubernatorial defeat to god king Desantis.

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