“Hey, Chucklefuck!” and Other Things You Can Say to Your Professor if You Aren’t Afraid of God

“Hey, Chucklefuck!” and Other Things You Can Say to Your Professor if You Aren’t Afraid of God

Face it, it’s already the middle of the semester. Your faith in a higher power escaped the building the second you heard your professor invent a mandatory “teamwork-oriented” project in the last two seconds of class last week. Everything, and we do mean everything, has gone tits up on the Seminole Express.

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13 Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch That Show

13 Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch That Show

Since its debut several weeks ago, those lacking the wit required for captivating conversation have seized the opportunity to fill every lull with an exclamation of “Have you watched 13 Reasons Why?”

All too often, when they receive a response in the negative, a look of horror presides over their face and they fall to their knees, wondering what one could possibly be doing in the place of watching an entire season of aggressively mediocre teenage acting. To make things easier to understand for that unfortunate bunch, I have compiled a handy list of activities more pleasurable, and less problematic, than watching that damn show.  

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