Since the Ted Bundy Tapes' recent release on Netflix, everyone has suddenly become interested in discussing the panty-soaking truth that everyone and their horny mothers aren’t ready for: it seems everyone and their mothers are wet for one of the world’s most notorious serial killers, no matter how much brunette blood was on his hands or who he voted for in the 1988 election.
Read MoreAs the 34th day of the current government shutdown rears its ugly head, 800,000 federal employees are struggling to feed their families and pay their rent.
Read MoreIn the year of our lord and savior Simone De Beauvoir 2019, it shouldn’t matter if women have a little fuzz on their upper lip, yet for hairy brunettes everywhere, it definitely does.
Read MoreUnless you’ve been living under a rock the past few days, you've probably come across the incredibly upsetting video of a white teenage boy mocking Indigenous elder and U.S. veteran Nathan Phillips during the March for Life in Washington, D.C.
Read MoreFor many, the first few days of December is a giant, jingle-jangled kickoff to celebrating the holiday season.
Read MoreIn the strange purgatory between Thanksgiving break and the race to the end of the semester, everyone is really going through #IT and doing things like impulse buying magazine subscriptions or getting bangs just to immediately regret it the next morning.
Read MoreIf the lead up to Thanksgiving break didn’t come with a mounting anxiety over trying to relate to your decrepit relatives for two hours over a turkey dinner, congratulations, you have a pleasant home life! We get it, you don’t have to brag.
Read MoreThanksgiving can be a very rough time for college students. Having to be amicable to your aunt whom you just derided on Facebook for voting for a man whose entire platform was “I’m racist and the other guy is black” is a task not for the faint of heart.
Read MoreIn classic Florida fashion, every process surrounding the midterm elections was a tornado of chaotic evil energy that left most of us thinking, “There must be a better way to do that, right?”
Read MoreTo properly ring in the season of cheer and terrifying Best Buy mobs, Starbucks unveiled their latest holiday-themed cups this past week much to the shock of their loyal-for-the-other-ten-months-of-the-year customers.
Read MoreAs we near the middle of the semester, it's pretty obvious that everyone is starting to feel the weight of the semester slowly grind them down into a fine powder of stress, unread JSTOR articles and questionable decisions.
Read MoreOn Friday night, FSU hosted its annual Pow Wow event to celebrate the University’s many achievements, such as having a breathing football team, the conception of Burt Reynolds and the incredibly cool sweatpant, crop-top combo worn by the Golden Girls.
Read MoreSo with the societal expectation to have a romantic relationship growing, here are some helpful nuggets of love to drop on your potential partner that are sure to have them hooked!
Read MoreFor many college students with screens that were shattered after being ground pounded into oblivion and batteries that end up at 4% after an hour of scrolling through Twitter, the bourgeoise of smartphones revealing their new line of phones couldn't have come at a better time.
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Super Bowl Sunday is just two days away and everyone across the country is sounding off about it.
With the Senate voting to reopen the government tomorrow, the impact of political dysfunction is still visible across federal services.
Read MoreOn Saturday, Aziz Ansari became Hollywood’s latest man on the chopping block for sexual misconduct allegations. Much to his chagrin, wearing a “Time’s Up!” pin to the Emmys and writing half-assed jokes mocking men that disrespect women weren’t enough for his part-time feminist agenda to keep him safe from the emboldened grips of people who actually understand what it means to, you know, support and protect women.
Read MoreIn its latest attempt to please its reptilian donors, the GOP is set to pass a tax bill with the lyrics to Shane McMahon’s “Here Comes the Money” hand scribbled in the margins of all 479 pages to ensure that future generations are buried beneath a swelling avalanche of debt.
Read MoreLast Tuesday, the Federal Communications Commission noticed there was too much happiness in the air with the anticipation of delicious home-cooked turkeys and pumpkin pies. As a result of this unusual upbeat atmosphere, the FCC moved to repeal the Obama-era net neutrality regulation.
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