Noting the failures of previous sexual violence prevention campaigns such as “FSU Men Measure Up,” Florida State University has decided to take its campaign efforts to a whole new level.
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Following his announcement that he will not be seeking the presidency in 2016, Could’ve-Been-Should’ve-Been President Joe Biden delivered an eloquent speech from the Rose Garden this afternoon about the importance of middle class-growth, LGBT rights, women’s rights, the abolishment of systematic racism and pretty much everything else you would want a presidential candidate to say.
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Following CNN’s three-hour televised reminder that Hillary Clinton is running for president and is in fact a woman and that Bernie Sanders probably invented the phrase ‘fuhgeddaboudit,’ few questions were left unanswered. Among the few was one from most-improved-debate-participant Lincoln Chafee, who wondered, “Who invited Anderson 'Big Ol’ Bully' Cooper to the sleepover?”
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Last Saturday night, a group of local students made a wise choice to skip the Side Bar's Ying Yang Twins show and try their luck at a bar where normal people go. Leaving the pregame moderately buzzed or possibly just acting that way, 19-year-old friend Kelly Langford felt a little anxious about the group's decision to go to Bullwinkle’s.
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Can YOU differentiate between the classic lyrics of Missy Elliott and your old teacher? Track your answers and then see our key below to find out how big of a fan you are!
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Upon finding out that her “Ancient Greek Debates” course does not derive all of its readings from sorority-run “news” site “The Odyssey,” junior Stacey Linen reports feeling “so attacked right now.”
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In the wake of Apple’s latest announcement of slightly-worse but just-as-expensive versions of technology that Microsoft released several years ago, sophomore marketing major Josh Williams has boldly predicted that the Apple brand will become obsolete in the next few years.
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The edible embodiment of white privilege, Sunday brunch offers Tallahassee residents the opportunity to both day drink somewhere other than a football game and satisfy their food-Instagram quota for the week. Unfortunately, Saturday brunch, literally the same thing as Sunday brunch in more culturally aware areas such as New York City, Los Angeles, and Jonestown, has yet to truly take off in Tallahassee.
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Boston College started this week with a chip on their shoulder leading up to Friday’s game against Florida State, knowing that win or lose, the Jesuit college would still have the head of the Catholic Church on their side. Unfortunately for them, Pope Francis announced this morning that while he does believe in climate change, he does not believe in the Eagles’ ability to beat Florida State.
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Recently, Senator Marco Rubio spoke with an AM radio station in Des Moines, Iowa while the actual Republican frontrunners were on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and packing stadiums in Dallas.
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Earlier this week, the Florida State University Economics Club found itself knee-deep in hazing accusations following a blistering report released by an undercover student, as part of a series of sting operations by the FSU administration to crack down on hazing.
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With the fall semester in full swing, campus is filled with people eager to spend the flex bucks given to them by the university as a push to sugar coat the fact that they’re paying $131/week for Aramark’s prison food.
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Jeremy Paisley Jr., CEO of the successful educational publishing company Paisley-Nill, started this week off with a real case of the Mondays; still hung over from partying it up with his old Dartmouth buddies in the Hampton’s at their annual pre-Labor Day “All White Everything” event.*
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Florida State’s 2015 Summer C is nearing its finale, as the fall semester creeps closer and closer. The summer’s been filled with countless memories, and without a doubt a few STD’s to last a lifetime.
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oday marks the end of Ramadan, the Islamic holy month of fasting. Despite what you may have thought, Islamic holidays do exist outside of International Snapchat stories!
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After last night’s bloody Game of Thrones finale, local alumni and currently unemployed person Jeremy Goldberg has found himself facing hardship matched perhaps only by the challenge of being a Stark or a woman in Westeros.
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Following last night’s premiere of “Sing It On!,” an inside look into the cutthroat world of collegiate a cappella, local student and non-a cappella member Maura Williams has already begun preparing for certain fame following her short cameo in the episode.
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Every year on Mother’s Day, moms nationwide find themselves tagged in Facebook posts and are sent screenshots of their kid’s Instagram posts from their one cool mom friend who believes she’s hip enough to have one.
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1. Born to Bob: Everyone in the audience wishes they were them. In fact, in the presence of a gifted enough head bobber, even the ones on stage might wish they were them.
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History professor Mike Simms has long considered himself to be the most fun and relatable professor at Florida State.
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