In a move almost as surprising as it is late, FSU’s Student Senate has actually done something and passed a resolution on 4/20 (ayy lmao) that aims to ban headdresses from all FSU-sanctioned events, including football games.
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Local Honors and straight-A student Tracy Clayton is reportedly going places after volunteering to proctor teacher evaluations on the last day of her Organic Chemistry II class late Wednesday afternoon.
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As finals week rapidly approaches, students are taking advantage of the several stress-relieving amenities Florida State has to offer. Many will be sunbathing on Landis, some will be heading over to the Leach and others will be making their way over to Chili’s for casual dining featuring subpar Tex-Mex cuisine and a prominently located glory hole.
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One of the qualms that buff nerds and athletes who listen to jazz alike all share about Florida State’s campus is the lack of parking. But fear not, our supreme leader Johnny “Diamond John” Thrasher has granted us reprieve!
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Following last week’s stormy Thursday, it’s clear that FSU Alert is somehow still more reliable than your shitty boyfriend Todd. Per usual, the FSU Alert text for the storm on Thursday afternoon went out after the inclement weather had passed, sent multiple times and ultimately did not fucking matter since you had to go to class anyway.
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Potbelly’s is known for its warm wooden deck facing out to College Avenue. Come out and enjoy a few drinks during happy hour and hang out in the company of your fellow Seminoles - unless the thought of going to any sort of social event makes you want to hide in your room and never come out, that is! :p
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Coming off the heels of an exceedingly average Valentine's Day, local couple Ted Stroll and Liz Teyger nearly accomplished a feat that had yet to occur since the first week of their relationship. Until disaster struck, it seemed their night out may have actually been free of a knock-down, drag-em out screaming match.
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At a Bush campaign stop in Nashua, New Hampshire last night, a nearby horse broke its leg under the heavy weight of the silence following what has not been described as a rousing speech by Jeb(!).
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As the new school year approaches and students move into new residences, FSU’s Free & For Sale Facebook group is booming with great deals on out-of-style clothing, questionably damaged furniture, and adorable pets who, as it turns out, actually need care and attention.
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FSU quarterback De’Andre Johnson was dismissed from the team immediately following the release of surveillance footage showing the violent altercation that took place on June 24th, 2015.
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Hello,
My name is Houston Barber. I am one of the founders and Editors-in-Chief of The Eggplant. I’ve written a lot of articles for this website over the last year and a half, but this will be the last and most important Eggplant article I ever write.
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With the end of the school year quickly approaching, Florida State student Tom Harris was feeling stressed out about finding a summer internship.
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To my loyal followers, On this day each year, you all celebrate that time I hopped up out the grave, turned my swag on, and came back to hang with my original fans.
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During the spring of 2014 English major Melissa Shultz studied abroad in London England, “but visited eleven countries, that’s right ELEVEN,” and hasn’t missed an opportunity to bring it up in every conversation since then.
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Florida State sophomore Chad Peters has been in a state of anger and confusion after learning that his Evolution of Human Sexuality course will not include a lab alongside the normal class.
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When news broke this morning that the Heisman trophy winning and almost undefeated quarterback Jameis Winston will leave Florida State for the NFL draft, many Seminole fans were devastated.
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As the holidays approach, Florida State is slowly being adorned with decorations that seem entirely out of place considering the surrounding palm trees, and still prominent sweat factor.
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Every Floridian with a pulse knows about the infamous rivalry between Florida State University and The University of Florida, which culminated in a FSU victory on Saturday.
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The Florida State Department of Anthropology has begun an online Kickstarter fund in an attempt to elicit enough donations to move away from the decrepit strip mall where it is currently located.
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Cast your votes and remember to uphold the garnet and gold.
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