After recent losses to the Clemson Tigers and the what should have been the far less intimidating Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets, the Florida State Seminoles are experiencing a strange season in which they do not have to come up with a new pun to describe their winning streak on Instagram every weekend.
Read MoreCoach Jimbo Fisher was quick to answer for yesterday’s loss to a 2-5 Georgia Tech team by pinning literally 100% of the blame onto overconfident junior Natasha Greenwood, who boldly predicted Florida State would “crush Tech” and then refused to knock on wood after saying so.
Read MoreUh Oh! Controversy! Following the news that University of Florida starting quarterback Will Grier has been suspended for the remainder of the season due to performance enhancing drugs, the collective University of Florida student body was forcibly removed from their high horse of sainthood and reminded that they still rank amongst the top in the nation for violating NCAA rules and regulations.
Read MoreBoston College started this week with a chip on their shoulder leading up to Friday’s game against Florida State, knowing that win or lose, the Jesuit college would still have the head of the Catholic Church on their side. Unfortunately for them, Pope Francis announced this morning that while he does believe in climate change, he does not believe in the Eagles’ ability to beat Florida State.
Read MoreShortly after news emerged of a second incident involving a Florida State football player allegedly punching an intoxicated college-aged girl in the face, Coach Jimbo Fisher brought the team into the locker room early Tuesday morning to talk about the recent events.
Read MoreFSU football practice was halted Thursday morning when former quarterback Jacob Coker tried to sneak on to the field in hopes that no one would remember he ever left.
Read MoreThis national signing day the Seminoles are once again bringing in top prospects, this time with 5 star DT Drew Brownstein, who is the cream of the crop in a recruiting class loaded with studs.
Read MoreAs the final seconds ticked away in Pasadena following yesterday’s loss, Seminole students and fans everywhere were forced to begin the traumatic process of trying to cope with a new identity.
Read MoreFlorida State players and fans across the country were ecstatic to learn that they will be returning to Pasadena to compete in this year’s Rose Bowl against Oregon.
Read MoreIt's game day in Tallahassee as the Seminoles and their fans prepare to take on their arch-rivals, the Florida Gators.
Read MoreFlorida State students and fans were disappointed but not at all surprised this week when the Playoff Committee once again snubbed the Seminoles, refusing to acknowledge their 26-game win streak.
Read MoreWhile sitting down to watch a full replay of last week’s game, FSU tight end Nick O’Leary was shocked to find out that golf legend Jack Nicklaus is actually his grandfather.
Read MoreWhen the Florida State football team arrived in Louisville, Kentucky yesterday for tonight’s game with the Cardinals, there was one player noticeably absent.
Read MoreIn the moments after Florida State’s dramatic win over Notre Dame, coach Jimbo Fisher was heard on camera advising Jameis Winston to calm down, be humble, and “get them on your side.”
Read MoreFSU announced late Friday evening that star quarterback and all-around good guy Jameis Winston will be suspended for the entire game against conference rival Clemson.
Read MoreIn a shocking turn of events this week at FSU, a football player has been held responsible for his actions. Tuesday afternoon Jameis Winston was seen around various spots on campus yelling, “fuck her right in the pussy!”
Read MoreFollowing last year’s highly controversial system for obtaining student tickets, Florida State University announced today a complete overhaul of the Loyalty Points program. It’s all part of athletic director Stan Wilcox’s new plan to weed out the phonies from the real fans.
Read MoreFor the first time in the 2014 season it's game day for Florida State.
Read MoreFlorida State University held a special ceremony this morning to honor the brave Tallahassee Police detectives who played a crucial role in securing a third national championship for FSU by not doing anything at all.
Read MoreWith the spring football game coming up this weekend, many people are buzzing about the upcoming season.
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